Movie: Book of Babes: Bare Wench Project 2
Fans of under-boob, chocolate sauce and Nikki Fritz rejoice! While Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2 (AKA: The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless) is a hand-held camera nightmare to watch, it delivers in spades when it comes to the above, also delivering five other hot actresses in various stages of total undress. If one could label this thing as having a "story," it would revolve around returning cast member Nikki Fritz's efforts to find her sister (who Fritz played in the first movie) who disappeared on Bare Wench Mountain with a gang of horny and clothing-allergic ladies. So logically Fritz brings along fellow softcore vets Samantha Phillips and Griffin Drew, along with several lesser know talents (who provide just as much eye-candy) including Alexus Winston, Arban Ornelas and the positively luscious Juliet Cariaga. Also along for the ride is a blonde-extensions-wearing Julie Strain as The Bare Wench herself, and of note is a quick cameo from a bikini clad Stacy Rosman who giggles it up with Andy Sidaris who does a quick shtick as Mr. Bigdickian, the money man behind Fritz's expedition.
Never sure whether they are on a somber task to actually find Fritz's sister and friends or if they're just out to get naked in the woods, the ladies improv their way through scenes with varying degrees of success, some jokes hitting their targets, but most falling very, very flat. Fritz is a lively, bubbly presence and, despite her constructed anatomy, an absolute vision to behold sans what little clothes she wears from scene to scene. Samantha Phillips, her voice hoarse and amped to near-shouting volume for almost every line, is a trifle annoying, but her harshness is offset by quiet, appealing and good-natured Griffin Drew and the wonderfully natural beauty that is Juliet Cariaga. It's terribly surprising that Cariaga doesn't have a lot more credits to her name, and not just with nudie pictures.
Probably a bit too disjointed and trying for a beer-and-pizza night with friends, put Bare Wench 2 on while you're working at home on something that doesn't require total attention and kind of watch it out of the corner of your eye. This way you'll lessen your need for Dramamine and catch only the jokes worth catching.